Easier Way To Be A Stalker

Yesterday, I think it was yesterday, I heard this on the radio on my way to work. They were talking about a new cell phone that will(will or already? dunno, anyway..) come out.
Actually they talked about it some few days ago but they brought it up again.

Apparently, Disney is releasing a kid's cell phone with GPS tracking in it. So, the parents can know exactly where their kids are. Not only that, but parents can also limit how many calls they can accept and program it so that when they call their kids, whether they are on the call or not, parents' calls will automatically go through and disconnect all the calls. Well, at least that's what I understand from that radio talk.
It's pretty cool, huh?! You can exactly know where your kids are and you'll never hear that busy tone again or you'll never ever be ignored by your kids again... you know all those call waiting that they've been ignored coz they're too busy talking on the phone...hehehhee....
And you can also limit how many phone calls they can accept and dial. How cool is that?! Now you don't have to worry about all those minutes wasted away. ^^

The reason they brought it up again was because Sprint is releasing a family tracking phone program. They are releasing cell phones with GPS tracking system that can track family members that (I think) using the same family plans.
Wow, imagine that!! Isn't that new tech is making it easier for people to stalk other people??
Well, the good thing about it is that your BF/GF or spouse can't have an affair heuheuhuehuehuhe... ^g^
Hmm.. not really true.. they can still have 2 or several cell phones and if you turn off the cell ph, the GPS doesn't work. But still... that's cool and at the same time creepy... What if you lose ur cell and somebody got it. That person can track your family members............ >.>" Damn!

How Come It's So Dark In Here?

2 weekends ago (I think it's 2 weeks ago) we went to a club. Only the 3 of us since nobody can or want to go coz the club is kinda pricey. My friends got invited by the bartender who works there. She put them name in the VIP list, so we didn't have to pay the cover. The cover was about $15.

When we got there there was this guy (I think he's the valet guy) ask us if we want to pay $10 for the spot in front. We were like... is this the valet guy or what? How come he asked us that kind of question. Gue kira mah calo....hihihi...
So my friend said, yeah...so we gave him $10 and he gave us a ticket and told us that later he'll pull out the car for us. But when we left we walked to the car coz nobody came to us besides it was really close.

And so, we went in and went to the bar to see her. Oohh man... it's a black club... hihihihi... but it's the high class blacks...coz all the cars were expensive and you can just see from the way they dressed.
I ask my friends "How come it's so dark in here??" heuheuhuehuheue ^g^

Anyway, we got our drinks and looked around. We went upstairs and there's a balcony outside. So we sat there and talked. After a while like around 1:30-1:45am we left.
So my friend went to the bar to pay the tab. Guess what?!? The tab was only $5.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hhuehuuheheuhuehuhe..... We drank quite a lot actually. 2 cocktails, 4 long island ice teas, 6 beers, we could easily spend $100 with the cover. But we didn't have to pay the cover and the tab was only 5.50 hihihihi... Don't you just loveee her............ ^.^V We gave her $40 tips. ^g^
After that we went to eat Korean food til 5:00am.... heuheuhuhe....

Last night they asked me if I wanted to go there again. But I didn't feel like going out besides I was a bit dizzy and sleepy too. So they went there again last night. Don't know what their tab was...Hmm... I wonder how much they paid last nite....

Amit2 Dah Cinanya!!!

Last Weekend, hari jumat tepatnya, gue closed resto gue. Kita ada wedding rehearsal party (org2 Taiwan). Mulainya jem 8:30, which is jem dimana lage rame2nya itu resto.
Pestanya tuh 50 org, 7 courses banquet. Masa cuma dihargain $1200 + tax n tips ama bos gue!!!! Unbelievable abis gak seh?!?! Gue gak ngerti dah apa yg ada di otaknya dia.

Udah gitu mereka bawa wine sendiri. And once again, bos goblok itu ngecharge cuma $50 buat semua botol yg mereka bawa......
Padahal kita biasa charge $20 per botol. Dan yg nyebelinnya lage tuh org2 pada gak tau diri. Kita kira cuma bawa wine, which kalo org normal bawanya wine doank. Eeehhh masuk2 mereka keluarin Grey Goose Vodka, beers, cognac, can sodas (bayangin aja masa sampe SODA aja dia bawa, keterlaluan banget gak seh cipenya!!!!). Yg resenya resto gue itu kan full bar n setiap botol liquornya harus ada stiker TABC. TABC itu yg ngurusin alcohol beverages di TX. Kalo tiba2 mereka masuk kita bakalan in big trouble banget karena yg mereka bawa hard liquor semua gitu. Mana sekarang2 ini TABC tuh lage gila semua... nangkepin org2 yg mabuk di bar2....Mo mabok parah kek mo gak kek, asal mereka bilang elu mabok bakalan langsung ditangkep. Dibilangnya intoxicated in public places gitu. Masa org yg mabok di bar hotel ditangkap padahal gak nyetir, org dia tidur di atas gitu. Trus TABCnya gak harus ngetest elu dulu buat nangkep. Asal dia bilang lu mabok gak ngomong apa2 lage masuk penjara deh lu.
Nah lage gede2an gini, ini org bawa itu liquor semua mo ditaro di bar kita.
Manager gue seh udah bt n marah abis. Bos gue disamperin...hihihihihi...

Eniwei, resto gue tutup jem 11, mereka selese jem 11, tapi masih pada ngobrol2 dan masih blom bayar. Guekan mo tutup toko. Mana bisa tutup kalo gak dibayar. Wt yg tua nanya gue udah bayar lom? gue bilang belom. Trus dia samperin minta bayar.
Trus ini tante (BITCH) ngmong pake mandarin ke si tua. Dia bilang dia gak mo bayar 18% tips, cuma mo bayar 10% doank. Trus dia nyamperin gue, tapi masih ngmong pake mandarin n mukanya gak ngeliat ke gue. Jadi gak gue dengerin. Eh tau2 dia nengok ke gue bilang "You understand?!" IIIHHH mampus, gak sopan amat nih cina.. gue jutekin aje, gue bilang NO! padahal gue ngerti dia ngomong apa hauhuahuhau....^.^
Trus dia repeat pk inggris, trus bilang lage "You understand?!" IIHHHHHH MAMPUS DAH INI TANTE eh salah bitch, mulai sekarang dia si bitch! Gak pernah diajarin sopan santun apa, pantesan aja anaknya jg kaya dia cuma anaknya tuh STUPID BITCH!
Entar bakal nyambung ke anaknya itu kok nih cerita....sabar yah pembaca...

Duh sialan kayanya gue bakal sakit lage... tiba2 pilek gini gue...huh gara2 rumet gue neh!! padahal gue baru aja sembuh berapa minggu yg lalu.....huhuhhuhu...

Yak lanjut, tadi tuh intermezzo aje...hihihi...
Bitch: I don't want to pay 18% tips bcos your service is bad! I only want to pay 10%! Nobody serve us. blablablablabla.....*ngoceh2 aja dia, amit2 dah gak bisa ngomong baek2 apa?!! Karena ini bitch langsung gak sopan yah gue jutekin terus aje*

**Emang seh partynya agak2 dicuekin ama wt2nya, gue tau itu... karena kita lage rame n biasanya temen2nya bos gue yg party disitu tuh pada pelit2 and demanding abis, jadinya wt2 pada sebel n lebih belain meja2 mereka yg di luar....^g^

Bitch: When we come in the place is not set up. My son told me that everything is not ready. *manggil anaknya si dumb ass*
Gue: We set up the table. We don't do the decorations. That's your job to do, we only set the tables.
Bitch: I'm not talking about the tables! I ask your boss to do the party in this side. but when we come it's in that side and it's not closed. We have shy guests that can't see other people...blbablablabla *BITCH, if your guests can't see other people, ask them to stay at HOME!!! It's a public place!!*

Dumbass dateng, at this point all the waiters were already at the front desk.

Bitch: The place is not set up right?!
Dumbass: Yes, and when I came nobody help me....blaablabal...
Trus mereka ngoceh apa deh gitu...gak jelas gue udah males dengerin.
Dumbass: And the guy who helped me take the liquor give me an attitude (manager gue tuh hihihi..abis katanya dia itu dumbass gak sopan minta tolongnya jadi dia sebel jg huehuehue dasar gila)
Dumbass: Who's that guy?
Wt 1: That's the manager.
Bitch: That's the manager? That's not good.
Dumbass: I work in resto business for a long time too. I know how things are and your service's sux. My mom is a manager for a long time. blablablablalbalba....

**Ini mo complaint apa mo show off seh?? heran!!

Bitch: Yes, nobody's helping him and he has attitude. Even the boss said that the manager is bad!
**OMG!!! gue gak tau yah itu bener apa gak... tapi kalo sampe iya seh bos gue bener2 keterlaluan!! DImana2 tuh bos ngebelain anak buahnya sendiri.... mo salah mo bener. Kalo salah yah tetep dibelain, tegornya belakangan. Ini masa bilang gitu seh?!? Ih gue udah sebel ama bos gue, gue makin sebel aja ama dia!!!

Bitch: This is not we ask your boss before. blablablab...
Wt 1: That's your problem with the boss not with us. Right now pay first and if you have any complaint, take it to the boss. Talk to him later.
Bitch: I'm not saying I'm not gonna pay the food! The food is ok, but the service is bad! I don't want to pay the tips!
Wt 1: Well, if you don't wanna pay, we'll call the police.... *I was like...err...ok.. police?? ok deh.. u go Jay!! hihhihihi*
Bitch: [Yelling] Ok! Fine let's call police. blbablaballba...

**They were just arguing with each other, I was calling my manager...>.< Man, I worked 8-5 already, woke up at 6. worked at the resto since 6 to close... yeaahh well, I wasn't exactly in a good mood already and I was too tired to argue with those stupid worthless people. I didn't really say much. Jay (wt 1) was the one who kinda handling those people since he worked in the resto business for a long time, longer than that dumbass...huehueh...

Bitch: I want to talk to your boss!
Gue: He's not here. He left already.
Bitch: How can he left?! I want his phone #!
Gue: I don't have it! *padahal gue bisa nyari di phone book yg ada di depan gue hihihih...
Bitch: I want to talk to your boss. Your service is bad. *Bitch stop repeating those words, we get it already!*

Wt2nya pada telp manager gue jg... trus manager gue telp balik ke resto n asked to talk to one of those ppl. But nobody wanted to talk to the manager.
So, manager gue talked to wt 1 and gave him the boss's #.
The called him and talked to him.
The dumbass-boss-I-couldn't-believe-I-ever-work-with-him wanted to talk to me.
Well, I didn't well don't understand what he's saying. Coz you know how those chinese ppl are.... Nobody can understand what they're saying. Hell, I barely could understand him when I'm fit, and yeah of course I can't understand him when I'm tired!

Stupid Boss: Jessica, ask them how much they want to pay the tips and add 10% 10$?? from the cash register *gue cuma bisa denger 10nya doank hihihi...* blbablablbal... Do you understand?
Gue: no..
Stupid Boss: *repeated all that*
Gue: So, do you still want to give the servers 233? (18% = $233)
Stupid Boss: No no no... *repeat lage apa gitu gue gak ngerti, dalem ati gue...what the hell no?!? yg boneng aja...berarti 10$ yah yg dia maksud??*
Gue: ok. *gue okin aje hihihih*
Stupid Boss: Let me talk to them again.

Bitch: Let me see the bill. How much is it before the tips.
Gue: 1200 which is already really cheap for this kind of party!
Stupid Bitch (anak cenya): what is this 146?
gue: that's your deposit.
Stupid Bitch: I didn't put 146, I put 158.
Gue: yes, you put 158 but this comp system is different. we had to put 146 to match the total balance that you have to pay.
Stupid Bitch: But how come it's 146?! Where did you get that?
Gue: that's before the tax.
Bitch: How come you put that amount before the tax? Are you trying not to pay tax?

**Bitch and stupid bitch! udah gue bilang ini comp system tuh beda. gak usah sok taulah yah...yg make ini comp kan gue bukan elu.
Gue udah males mo ngejelasin gue bilang aja I don't know terus....

And then this stupid bitch kept talking about calculating the total sales. I guess that's what she's talking about coz I didn't listen to whatever she had to say. It wasn't important enuf.
After that, this is wat happened:

Stupid bitch: Do you understand what I'm saying? *I guess they are really are related huh?! gak emaknya gak anaknya...ngehe semua!*
Stupid Bitch: Do you want me to write it down for you?? *sambil ngeliat ke gue kaya ngeliat anak kecil, bitch! elu ama gue jg masih tuaan gue kale!!! Ampir gue keluarin fuck u! and slap her... udah diujung lidah gue tuh...now that I think about it, I should just let it out huh?!*

**At this point I was already mad and sooo pissed off by them n becos of that stupid bitch that it really showed in my face. All the waiters knew that I was pissed already.

Stupid bitch: Give some paper, do you have some paper?
Stupid bitch: Here, I'll show you 2 different ways that will show you exactly the same amount. **what the hell are you talking about?! Why can't you just shut your mouth?!*
Stupid bitch: Can you give me the calculator? *Whatever happen to please?? Your mom never teach u to be polite huh? Well, you see... the apples fall not far from the tree...maknya aja ngehe banget..gimana anaknya lah yah...heuheuhue..
Gue: there's a calculator behind you.
Stupid bitch: that calculator is bad *padahal dia gak bisa pake aje... tadi dia udah pake itu. Ya udah gue kasih yg di sebelah gue, which is the same kind of calculator really...hihihihihi...*
Stupid bitch: how do you substract? Oh it does has a substract button. How much is the tax? *Lu tinggal disini tapi gak tau tax rate itu berapa yg bener aje?!
**I wanted to laugh at her... You don't even know how to use calculator and YOU wanted to teach me how to count the total sales?!?!?! Give me a break!

Akhirnya manager gue dateng.
ngomong bentar trus itu bitch akhirnya nulis cek 1255. Harusnya dia bayar 1400an. Trus gue kira mah udah beres yah.. eh dia minta receipt. ANJRIT! kita mesti mikirin lage gimana caranya biar itu comp bisa bikin totalnya 1255. Karena kita gak punya banquet price di dalem kompnya... So we had to do open price gitu deh and calculate the price before the tax coz the comp do the tax automatically. And we hd to think over on how we should put the tips in the ocmp.It's all complicated and I was already pissed and tired that I couldn't think straight. So my manager did all the calculation and did half of the closing coz I kept forgetting things heuheuhuhe..

Finally they left at a quarter to 12 I think... Sialan banget tuh cina2... I feel sorry for that guy who got married into that family... >.>"
I told the others after they left.. When I have a restaurant later, I'm not gonna let the chinese customers come in... I'm gonna put bouncers who can speak many languages in front, so you can't lie that you're not chinese.....hihihih...and I need a drink...huehuehueh..

After that we went to the bar next door and then ate at Dennys til 4:30am heuhuheue....

You know what, actually I could just call the police.
Karena setelah itu kan kita ngebahas itu semua sembari makan. Dan Jay bilang emang disini rulenya gitu... dia tau soale pernah kejadian di resto laen tempat dia kerja dulu. Kita harusnya gak usah cape2 argue kaya gitu. Kita bisa langsung telp police aje and policenya bakaln dateng in a matter of seconds. Cepet banget datengnya. Dan mereka bakalan harus bayar total balancenya itu no matter what. Dulu di resto dia yg kejadian itu, mereka telp police and mereka harus bayar semuanya itu dan policenya bilang kalo ada komplen, do it in writing to the boss later but right now pay first.
Gue pikir tadinya gila aja si Jay mo telp police...hihihi..ternyata emang gitu toh caranya. ^g^
Trus manager gue bilang laen kali (karena gue bakalan closing tiap jumat) kalo lu berasa threatened ato kaya tadi customernya gak mo bayar n pulang2 ato apa aja... lu gak usah bilang mo telp police kaya si jay tadi... Lu bisa langsung telp aja 911...
Hmm... kenapa gak ngasih tau tadi2 aja....kan kita gak usah cape2 ribut n pulang malem. Gue closed that day til 12:20 gitu.

Jadinya tipsnya kita tetep kasih 233 ke servers, kita potong aje total salesnya dan tadinya gue mesti misahin $50 yg BYOL charge itu buat bos goblok gue itu, tapi kata manager gue gak usah worrylah itu..gak usah dipisahin...huehuhe...^.^

Oohh well...udah lewat semuanya...
Kayanya gue gak bakal lama neh kerja disini...males banget kerja ama bos kaya gitu. Gue stay sampe sekarang soale gue bantuin manager gue itu... Gue kenal ama dia bukan sebagai manager dulu seh...lagian jg dia baek ama gue...gaji gue baru dinaekin hihihih....^__^
Kayanya itu resto mo bangkrut lage deh bentar lage...wakakkaka....Dan kayanya manager gue mo berenti jg... gue seh udah bilang dari kapan itu kalo dia mo berenti bilang gue, soale gu emo berenti sebelom dia...huehuheue...
Yg gue tau pasti seh kalo dia berenti gue ama jay pasti berenti, n tommy emang udah mo berenti, sekarang aja dia lage cari kerjaan laen heheuhueh...^^
Mati aja dah itu resto pada berenti semua...2 minggu lalu ada wt yg baru berenti.
Tapi kalo kaya gini mulu seh, kayanya gue gak nunggu manager gue jg gue berenti deh... Amit2 dah jangan sampe gue kerja ama bos kaya gitu lage!!!! *ketok2 meja kayu 3x* Mo gue bokek bokek deh daripada kerja am abos kaya gini lage...huh...

Trus besokannya bos goblok gue itu gak tau kenapa dan apa yg dia makan masa dia waktu lage di depan bantuin gue bawain menu (gue lage set meja buat 7 org)... seumur2 well seingetr gue dia gak pernah tuh kaya gitu... dia pasti nyuruh kita bawa ke meja kalo ada org dan dia lage di depan...
Udah gitu dateng temen2nya...guess wat, kita bakal ada party next week, 50 org lage, wedding lage. >.>
Tapi anehnya dia dateng ke manager gue n bilang ke dia, eh gue bakalan ngomongin menunya, elu bakal ngomongin harga n tempatnya ke mereka yah.... OMG!!! gue rasa dia beneran salah makan obat neh!! ^^

Gue bilang ama bos gue kemaren... eh gue gak mo kerja neh sabtu (party day)... coz I got something more important to do....sleeping....hihihihih...tapi gue udah pasti kerja gitu... moga2 gue gak di depan.. moga2 gue kerja di belakang ngepack makanan.. lebih enak gak ketemu stupid customers, bisa maen2 ama kitchen guys, bisa makan pula hihihihih... well makannya ngumpet2 seh...wakakka...
Kemaren gue lage makan dumplingnya manager gue tiba2 masuk2 wakakka... dia gak bilang apa2 seh... udah gt pas gue baru selse nelen bos gede gue masuk.....kaget setengah mati gue... untung gak liat dia... soale kalo dia liat bakalan bitching terus.
Yah gitu deh kehidupan kerja ama bos cina Taiwan yg cipenya setengah mampus...HUH!